Keep The Change Ya Filthy Animal

Our beloved pets deserve holiday gifts just as much as the humans we care about. For the filthy (or meticulously clean) animal in your life, scope out spent grain dog treats from local maker Beer Paws, this extremely self-aware holiday bandana, or click the button to see our full assortment of pet toys, treats, gear and apparel!

I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas

No dinosaur pajamas here, but plenty of Boulevard shirts, hoodies and jackets to keep you warm and fashionable during these cold wintry months. In particular, we recommend cozying up with this super soft red seal hoodie made in collaboration with our friends at Charlie Hustle, or finishing out football season with this KC Pils ringer tee that screams team spirit.

I was making ornaments out of fish hooks

Bypass the fish hooks and let us do the ornament-making this year. We have multiple cheery and beer-y ornaments ready to grace your tree and bring a little class to the joint. Rep your favorite winter warmer ale with our Nutcracker ugly sweater or gold ornaments, or hit the button below to see our full selection of plantlife enhancers.

I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap

You might not think that there's a connection between beer and personal care. Well, YOU'RE WRONG. Here at Boulevard, we value great beer, but we also value keeping yourself fresh, clean, moisturized and smelling great. So, we've teamed up with a couple local makers to help that happen. The good folks at Messner Bee Farm have created a line of lip balms inspired by and celebrating various Boulevard beers. AND, Believe In Your Beard has crafted a series of beard balms that, SURPRISE, are also inspired by and celebrate various Boulevard beers!

These are hardly the only locally-made goods that we offer in our store. From Hammerpress prints to 5B&Co candles to Sandlot Goods leather coasters, we're fully equipped to help you celebrate the holidays, Kansas City style!

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish. You better come out and stop me!

This year we've all mastered the art of ordering carryout and delivery, and meals are no longer confined to a table; the couch, bed, it's all fair game now as long as we can binge watch something while we eat. Add a touch of luxury to your kitchen collection of plasticware and soy sauce packets with this holiday tea towel that extols the virtues of the takeout and beer combination.

We're the wet bandits!

When the clock strikes midnight, never fear; no wet bandits will be making an appearance, but an extraordinary whiskey will be wetting your whistle. Midnight Ritual was made in collaboration with our friends at Foundry Distilling Co. in Valley Junction, IA. What started life as Unfiltered Wheat was distilled then placed in new 30-gallon #3 charred American oak barrels to create a perfect two-year aging environment, resulting in notes of banana bread and allspice. Midnight Ritual is the perfect gift for the rare or small-batch whiskey lover in your life.

Sorry, Midnight Ritual can't be shipped! However, you can order it online for curbside pickup, or check out our BLVD Finder to see if it's available at a store near you.