The Happiest Hour: Liquid Assets
Stonks are through the roof! Turn those blessings into something tangible, edible, and drinkable at The Happiest Hour: Liquid Assets!
There’s no “C” in blue, but we’re seeing blue: Come in and try out our delicious new blueberry IPA, Blue Money, along with other select blue-colored cans for only $5!
- •Hungry to spend? Take that money out from under your mattress and invest in a delicious $12 Chicken Pesto Flatbread or $4 Pretzel Bites.
- Everyone knows “you can’t take it with you”, but tell your Bartender to “Berry Me With My Money” for a Quirktail so heavenly, you’ll swear you’ve died and gone to the afterlife.
- Pop a coin in the jukebox as DJ Bazooka Joe will be spinning ear candy that’s so infectiously fun, even the Presidents on your cash will crack a smile.
Remember, money can’t buy you happiness..unless you’re at The Happiest Hour.