KC Crew’s Underachiever 0.5k Fun

CALLING ALL UNDERACHIEVERS – trust us, you want to answer this call. This event is perfect for you! Introducing the 0.5k – The Underachiever’s Run… if you can even call it a run. This event takes you across 0.31 miles – 1,640 feet – 19,685 inches. It’s unlike any other run (and more like a walk to the next bar)! The 0.5k – The Underachiever’s Run will start off with a pizza party at Kelly’s Westport Inn. There, you can carb load for the “big race” and participate in underachiever games to “warm-up” with music from Zack Mufasa before the “run”. At race time, you’ll be sent off with a “boom” to Off Key KC and Throwback KC. Don’t worry, we will keep you hydrated along the way with a water station. Fear you may need first aid? Don’t worry, we have that covered too. The kit may or may not contain Barbie band aids and lollipops, but hey, it will be there! Upon finishing this clearly physically and mentally taxing 0.5k, you’ll celebrate crossing the finish line with – what else but champagne and donuts! Oh and some victory music by Dj Ashton Martin. PARTICIPANTS MUST BE 21+! What you get: 👍 Awesome race bib to prove you actually participated 🍕 1 free slice of pizza 🍩 1 free donut from Hurts Donut – Kansas City 🍾 1 free glass of champagne 😎 A fanny pack to keep all of your belongings in 🏅 A “medal” (that’s really a koozie) that will keep your celebratory drinks cold.